#1

Ohaiyou Gozaimasu! (that’s “good morning” in Japanese)

I’m officially a world citizen!

Never thought I’d actually make the jump. Tokyo is just like the animes!

Our group is staying at a local hostel, There’s a lot of snoring.

Everything feels like a dream… Like… literally, I feel like I’m in a dream right now 🙂

(The headaches have been amping up a little more since the accident)

#SomethingsTryingToTapIntoMySubconscious 

Does anybody even do hashtags anymore? I’m a dinosaur 😀 

ANYWAAAZ!I can’t wait to see what’s next. Matemasen! 

(That means “I can’t wait!”… or “Call the police, that hamster stole my shoe” it depends on the dialect LOL)

Loveya, hope to see you soon, Jimmy

p.s.- Thanks for always being there! I always feel better after talking to you :*

#2

Jimmy,

This is getting out of hand. We have already made it abundantly clear on numerous occasions that you are not to contact my wife anymore. Your obsession is unhealthy. She is not the character she portrayed. That was only acting.

Refusal to cease and desist all future restraining order violations WILL result in involving the authorities.

Please seek help.

p.s.- Just kidding, I’m so jealous. Glad you’re having a blast! Love ya! Yo sis Emily.

p.p.s- We’ll schedule another session for the headaches, you’ve come a LOOONG way. 

p.p.p.s- And about those dreams, just keep being honest with yourself and don’t hold anything back! 55515

#3

Hey,

I felt better after reading your letter (as per usual). 

I know you’re just kidding with the whole “cease and desist” skit LOL. But It’s REALLY weird ‘cause I keep having this EXTREMELY realistic dream where I’m hooked up to some machine like the one from that movie Inception, and being interrogated for killing some movie star I was stalking.

I know… #SayNoToDrugs HAHA

What’s FUNNIER is… I actually HAD that dream of killing her! 

Like… MANY times! And I just keep feeling more and more guilty!

It’s almost like someone’s trying to get a confession out of me LOL

Well if that’s the case then “here’s my confession” LOL:

I, James Cobb, admit to the murder of Emily Blunt on September 14th, 2020. I followed her to her cabin in New Paltz, and strangled her after she refused my advances.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END SIMULATION~~~~~~~~~~~

Case #31225: Subject- James Cobb

Confession successfully extracted via PASIV Device (Portable Automated Somnacin Intra-Venous) under supervision of victims husband, John Krasinski.

Testimony corroborates with documented cease and desist requests and victims dairy entries. Sentencing yet to be determined.