No, buddy.

• Come on.
  • No.
• Come on.
  • NO!
• I…
  • NO!!!
• When have I ever…
  • St. Patricks day 1972 “It’s a done deal”…
• …Ok but…
  • The CUTCO knives pyramid scheme of ‘92 “It’s a flawless system.”
• They were good knives, it just needed investme…
  • Angela’s 12th birthday’s “connection with the doorman at Chucky-Cheeses”
• HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY WERE CLOSING DOWN THAT WEEK?!”
  • And now, this.
• Look…
  • No.
• Times have changed, and we gotta change with it.
  • No.
• Granted those other times were a bust, but they were all just pointing towards this one chance.
  • No.
• It’s simple. Look, YOU’VE seen it yourself. You get in at the top and you ride that baby to the moon.
  • $20,000.00
• It takes money to make money.
  • 20…THOUSAND…
• You literally spend that on groceries.
  • EXACTLY I HAVE TO EAT!!!
• Just Think it over. Just please, do your own research and give it a chance. No guts no glory, am I right? And in this case it’s such a done deal, it’s no-guts-needed.
  • You’re going to get arrested one of these days.
• There’s no trail, it works through PAGERS for crying out loud. Lather-rinse-repeat, boom bam done.
  • …what’s the catch.
• GREAT just dial the number that shows up and hang up that’s IT. It’s fail proof.
  • Like the other ones.
• This is completely different. I’m telling you this is the one. You watch I’m guna be a somebody.

~NEXT DAY-

• (pager screen) 911
  • ….

• (pager screen) 911
  • ….
• (wife) …Who is it, honey?
  • ….Nobody.